Quotes to feed your mind and soul

Published: 2 months ago

Driving – George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin

Published: 5 months ago

The Public Sucks – George Carlin

“Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I don’t complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from …

Published: 2 years ago

Sliced bread – George Carlin

“What was the best thing before sliced bread?” – George Carlin

Published: 4 years ago

Jesus – George Carlin

What year did Jesus think it was? – George Carlin