“I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one’s laughing now”
– Bob Monkhouse
“I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one’s laughing now”
– Bob Monkhouse
“A problem thoroughly understood is always fairly simple. Found your opinions on facts, not prejudices. We know too many things that are not true.”
– Charles F. Kettering
“Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.”
– Søren Kierkegaard
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness!”
– Rich Guzzi
“If it takes more effort to complain about something than fix it, just frigging fix it.”
– Jeff Atwood
“Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
– A.A. Milne
“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t come in.”
– Isaac Asimov
“There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man’s lawful prey.”
– John Ruskin
“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.”
– Lao Tzu
“A head full of fears has no space for dreams.”
– Unknown
“I just walked a mile in your shoes to see what you’re really like. Turns out you’re out of shape.”
– Sundeep Sidhu
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!”
– Billy Connolly
“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.”
– Carl Jung
“Big girls don’t cry… They eat.”
– @VeryGrumpyCat
“Don’t borrow sorrow from tomorrow.”
– Sophie Heywood