Life – Unknown

life (n)
a sexually transmitted disease which is always fatal. there is currently no known cure.

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Agnostic dyslexic insomniac – Unknown

“And then there was the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.”

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Do whatever – Unknown

“You have to do, whatever you can’t not do.”

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Thorns ― Unknown

“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”

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Chicken or Egg – Unknown

“The chicken came after the egg – Birds evolved from earlier egg-laying reptiles.”

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There you are – Unknown

“Wherever you go, there you are…”

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When life gives you… – Unknonw

“When life gives you melons… you may have dyslexia.”
 
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Other peoples thoughts – Unknown

“Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it very often.”
 
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Thirst – Unknown

“People speak of my drinking, but never my thirst.”
 
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Definition of you – Unknown

“Who you are defines what you do. What you do defines who you become.”
 
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Youth – Unknown

“You were once the youngest person on earth.”
 
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Avoiding risks – Unknown

“We avoid risks in life so we can make it safely to death.”
 
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Happiness – Unknown

“Happiness is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it’s warmth.”
 
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