“All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.”
– Woody Allen
My good friends tell me I'm genuine, kind, intelligent, wise, and funny. But I wouldn't take their word for it, they're mainly idiots (an example of me trying to be funny).
"I contain multitudes"
- Walt Whitman
“All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.”
– Woody Allen
“Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.”
– Simone Signoret
“What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.”
– George Levinger
“The only kind of courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.”
– Mignon McLaughlin
“Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble.”
– Arabic saying
“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”
– Rumi
“Not only anxious thoughts, but also resentment, grievances, pointless complaining, guilt and regret, criticism of self and others, perpetual discontent…… are ways in which we unconsciously create suffering for ourselves. They arise in imagination (the mind). We need to recognize that these are all unnecessary baggage that brings a heaviness into our lives and strengthens a false sense of self. When you recognize their pointlessness, you can let go of them and then MOVE THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT UNNECESSARY BAGGAGE, enjoying the present moment, including its challenges. And so the present moment becomes your friend, and you begin to experience life as supportive, rather than hostile. This is the miracle of transformation.”
– Eckhart Tolle
“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.”
– Emo Phillips
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”
– Steven Wright
“It may be, it does not exist to be found, but instead, to be created. And that you can create it.”
– Sundeep Sidhu
“I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.” – Robert Brault
“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
– Billy Madison
“Sometimes you just have to take the leap and build your wings on the way down.”
– Kobi Yamada
“Choosing doesn’t limit choices — it just changes them.”
– Claire Williams
“Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.”
– Unknown