“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”
– Groucho Marx
My good friends tell me I'm genuine, kind, intelligent, wise, and funny. But I wouldn't take their word for it, they're mainly idiots (an example of me trying to be funny).
"I contain multitudes"
- Walt Whitman
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”
– Groucho Marx
“If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.”
– Mark Twain
“The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I’m sitting here refreshing my inbox.
We live in trapped loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out ahead of us. We see the same things each day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation of the last, every moment smoothly following the the gentle curves of societal norms. we act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us. And no, I don’t have all the answers.
I don’t know how to jolly myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn’t involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn’t involve tempering my life to better fit someone’s expectations. It doesn’t involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.
This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can: Fuck. That. Shit.”
– Randall Munroe
“Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.”
– Nietzsche
“Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.”
– Unknown
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
– Mark Twain
“Expecting life to treat you well because you’re a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you’re a vegetarian.”
– Shari Barr
“A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”
– Unknown
“Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”
― A.A. Milne
“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
– Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
“There is a sacredness in tears….They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition and of unspeakable love.”
– Washington Irving
“The best portion of a good man’s life: his little, nameless unremembered acts of kindness and love.”
– William Wordsworth
“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.”
– Henry David Thoreau
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss
life (n)
a sexually transmitted disease which is always fatal. there is currently no known cure.
– Unknown