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Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A. Claustrophobia.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skink?
A. Jingle smells

Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
A. Horn-aments!

Q. How do Snowmen get around?
A. They ride an Icicle.

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