“I’d always end up broken down on the highway. When I stood there trying to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But when I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself – people like to see that.”
– Chris Rock
“I am constantly putting things where they don’t belong, like the cereal in the fridge, or my keys in the laundry, or my faith in other people.”
– Chris Rock
“Guys communicate by insulting each other, but don’t really mean it. Girls communicate by complimenting each other, but don’t really mean it.”
– Chris Rock
“Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.”
– Chris Rock
“I wish people on Facebook would remind me that life is short & I should follow my dreams”
– Chris Rock