When life gives you lemons – Meowy

“When life gives you lemons, stop thinking of having lemons as a fucking achievement. Dude, life literally threw those goddamn lemons at you, so don’t be a prick about it. You are not a member of some elite lemon club, just a regular fucker with a few lemons. And no, it’s not like all lemonless people are out to taek ur lemernz. Also, believe it or not, you are not entitled to all the lemons in the world just coz you popped out a few units. Lastly, if you decide to eat that lemon and shit gets sour, do not blame the juice! Well, what do I care. Just leave me out of your lemon business.”
– Meowy

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